Please feel free to add any jokes to this short list. I think it would be good to spread them around in the manner of anti-Soviet jokes. Laughter is powerful against totalitarian thinking.
1.Three Palestian ladies are showing each other photos of their children.
First lady:”This is my eldest son, Abdul. He was just 18 and became a martyr.”
Second lady: “This is my eldest son, Yosef. He was just 17 and became a martyr.”
Third lady: “Children nowadays. They blow up so quickly!”
2.How many Muslims does it take to change a light bulb.
None! They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it!
3. Did you hear about the Broadway play, The Palestinians? It bombed!
4.What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia? Lefty!
5 Did you hear about the Muslim strip club? It features full facial nudity!
6. Why do Palestinians find it convenient to live on the West Bank?
Because it’s just a stone’s throw from Israel!
7.Why are Palestinian boys luckier than American boys?
Because every Palestinian boy will get to join a rock group!
8.What does the sign say above the nursery in a Palestinian maternity ward? “Live ammunition.”
9.A Palestinian girl says to her mommy, “After Abdul blows up, can I have his room?”