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October 22, 2006

RoB in Airport: Just Jihate by Hands(y)

Filed under: Asia, Eurabia, Frankrig, Global Jihad, Humor, Islam, Migration, Multi Kulti, Terror — limewoody @ 8:53 am

Apparently the only crime of these baggage handlers, who just happen to be Muslims, is that they have gone to learn in Islamic schools in Pakistan and Afghanistan. There is no reason why this should be a security risk. After all, we all know that there are no terrorist training camps in those two countries and that all madras there teach to love humandkind.

Several Muslim workers have been barred from working at the Charles de Gaulle airport outside Paris after police withdrew their access badges for security reasons, with suspended employees complaining that they were suspended because they were practicing Muslims.

The staff lost their security clearances — which allowed them to work in sensitive airport customs zones — because France’s Anti-terrorist Coordination Unit (UCLAT) said they posed “a risk to the airport’s security” or were simply deemed “dangerous,” Jacques Lebrot, the airport’s deputy chief of police, told Agence France-Presse (AFP) Friday, October 20.

The decision came from the Seine-Saint-Denis police district where the airport is located.

Lebrot said religion was not a criterion and their suspension had everything to do with security.

“When UCLAT concludes that a person presents a risk to the airport’s security, I have no reason not to remove his authorization to work in a reserved zone,” Lebrot said.

During the inquiry before a suspension, a worker may be asked about his behavior and religious practices, the official said.

He gave the example of airport workers who lost their badges because they had attended Islamic schools in Pakistan and Afghanistan.


September 19, 2006

My Conversion to Radical Islam

Filed under: Humor, Satire — limewoody @ 2:06 pm

Last Friday night, I went for a jog to relieve some stress after I found out my department denied my application for full professor. There’s something about being turned down by a diverse committee made up entirely of Democrats that causes a young Republican to search his soul for answers. And, thanks to Muhammad and Abdul, I found them.

I really wasn’t looking for these two proponents of the religion of peace but – all praise to Allah! – they sure found me. Of course, when I saw them riding up on their bicycles, I immediately assumed they were Mormons and picked up the pace. But, as they got nearer, I noticed they were too dark and brawny to be from Utah. So I slowed down to chat for awhile.

Their pitch to me was different from the one I got as a Baptist. Rather than asking me what I planned to do with Jesus, they suddenly pointed their pistols at my head and demanded that I drop to my knees. Fearing a scene reminiscent of the one in Deliverance, I quickly gave my life to Allah. I’ve been a Muslim for nearly three days now. A happier and more peaceful man I’ve never been.

But, alas, my happiness turned to sorrow when I learned of your remarks regarding the great prophet Muhammad, founder of our religion of peace. Your quotation of an ancient text suggesting he was – and Islam is – “evil and inhuman” cannot be ignored. And the Vatican’s weak suggestion that you regret Muslims were offended by the remarks is no apology. Clearly, likeminded Muslims everywhere must respond immediately and disproportionately.

We are beginning our response by appealing directly to you. Our appeal takes the form of a demand that you apologize immediately – not through a spokesperson, but directly and publicly from the floor of the United Nations. If you do not follow our orders, we will hijack planes and fly them into the U.N. Headquarters in New York. You had better take us seriously. After all, we’ve done it before.

In the event that we must attack the U.N., you will be given another week to apologize. If you do not, we will storm the Vatican and take you hostage. You had better take us seriously. After all, we’ve done it before.

In the event that we must take you hostage, you will be given another week to apologize. If you do not, we will establish special rooms in the Vatican that we will use to gang rape your nuns. We will rape them repeatedly until you apologize. You had better take us seriously. After all, we’ve done it before.

In the event that we must gang rape your nuns, you will be given another week to apologize. If you do not, we will drive to Jacksonville, North Carolina to bomb a U.S. Marines barracks. You had better take us seriously. After all, we’ve done it before.

In the event that we must bomb the sleeping Marines, you will be given another week to apologize. If you do not, we will kill one of your beloved Catholics from the Kennedy family. You had better take us seriously. After all, we’ve done it before.

If none of this works, we will sit back and schedule two years worth of actions that will take us into the summer of 2008. If we don’t have our apology by then, we will take Israeli athletes hostage at the 2008 Summer Olympics. You had better take us seriously. After all, we’ve done it before.

I know that some will say it is irrational to threaten such acts in response to the accusation that we are “evil and inhuman.” Some will say we are playing into the hands of our accusers. But those who say such things are ignoring the fact that our disproportionate responses to such insults are richly rewarded.

I predict that you will capitulate eventually and, in so doing, teach our young Muslim brothers that widespread violence is indeed rational under the circumstances. While we are not inclined to admit it, we thank American homosexual activists for teaching us how to act like crazed sociopaths to effect social change.

I look forward to your apology, Pope Benedict. And if anyone quotes your offensive quotations, I will slit his throat in the name of Islam. Praise to almighty Allah and death to those who deem us evil and inhuman.

Update: After Pope Benedict offered a public apology, Dr. Adams (now Dr. Abdul Muhammad Adams) threatened the UNCW administration with Jihad unless it reversed the decision to deny his promotion to full professor. Shortly afterwards, he threatened to flush copies of The Vagina Monologues and the Communist Manifesto (both sacred and holy texts at his university) down the toilet of the Women’s Resource Center. The communists and feminists who denied his promotion reversed themselves immediately. Adams is now the Director of Middle Eastern Studies and a Jonathan Swift Distinguished Professor of Islamic Fundamentalist Satire.

September 7, 2006

And now for something comepletely different – really….Japanese Commercials….

Filed under: Humor, Humour — limewoody @ 8:49 pm

May 28, 2006

Watch out Indonesia

Filed under: Humor, Images/Foto — limewoody @ 3:08 pm

May 27, 2006

Dry Bones

Filed under: Humor — limewoody @ 5:11 am

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May 14, 2006

Cry Baby, Cry

Filed under: Humor — limewoody @ 7:55 am

May 7, 2006

Now it is Here: The Shoe With a Video!!!

Filed under: Humor — limewoody @ 1:01 pm


May 6, 2006

Former Danish Minister of Foreign Affairs elected as European of the Year

Filed under: Humor, Satire — limewoody @ 3:07 pm



He is out of his wits: Pro Turkey in Eurabia. Oh so sensible to the sensibilities of the musulman. Made an utter fool of himself in the latest muslim-we are-all-a-bunch-of whinies-cartoon-and-we are-all-so-peacefull-or-else….-debate.

Rigth in the non-existing Spirit of EU.

May 2, 2006

If They Got One……………

Filed under: Humor — limewoody @ 11:45 am

April 29, 2006

Warning: Don´t read the following Post.

Filed under: Humor — limewoody @ 2:49 pm

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Israel. While they were there, the wife passed away.

The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000 or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150."

The man thought about it and told the undertaker that he would like to have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home when it would be wonderful for her to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here and was buried here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance!"


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